Have you guys heard about Die Hard 4: Live Free or Die Hard: I Hate Everyone II? McClane and a friendly neighborhood hacker boy must stop a ruthless cyber-terrorist. The worst part is there are no members of the Gruber family in this one. There is no way this movie will be entertaining. The two good Die Hards revolve around the Family Gruber. This reeks of Die Hard 2: The Adventures of Hudson Hawk. Am I right, people? Maybe if the terrorist was Ellis' brother-in-law or something. Better yet - Kelly Gruber. I'd pay to see that.
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1 comment:
Yeah, I'm pretty pissed off about this. I can't imagine people are tired of the Gruber family as supervillains.
Sadly, both Grubers were really just mercenaries. Hans made all the political motivation shit (freeing his brothers from the Asian Dawn movement and Liberte de Quebec) up to throw off the Feds. He's only out for the negotiable bearer bonds.
I should have checked this first greatest movie villain ever!
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