Set your sights to Anna Benson. As all of us could have expected, she is a idiot.
Apprently she has a bit of a problem with Delgado and the Mets givings us yet another reason to root for the Mets and against Kris Benson. I hope they trade his underachieving ass out of spite now.
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Yeah, that "trade us?" stuff is hilarious.
I am not sure why the Mets have a problem with her Playboy negotiations. Frankly, it is hard to take that portion of the report seriously. Anyway, all it says is, "...management is uncomfortable with the prospect." They probably think it would be negative PR. Since Willie Randolph came to town, they've been trying to push a "clean image." Willie banned all facial hair last year and they have tried to make the ballpark more "family friendly." Obviously, they are kidding themselves. As you stated, "... the Mets-loving anti-intelligentsia...would be more inclined to check out a home game on the off chance that Anna Benson will be in the stands, scantily clad, and cheering on her hubby."
That brings me to Carlos D. His refusal to leave the dugout for 'God Bless Ameri-stripes' was headline news in NYC. Much of it was to the tune of, "He's disrespecting the fallen of 9-1-1," etc. etc. One guy went so far as to say, and I quote, "If he did that in New York I would punch him in his face." If you like me you are now giddy at the prospect of a 5-8, 256 pound pizza shop owner from the Bronx getting his block knocked off by a 6-3, 240 pound Delgado. But, it is sports. If he hits dinger-jacks, he'll be fine. If he doesn't, it's, "Go back to Cuba you Porta Rickin!"
I haven't heard much on the bats for the Venzo squad (fyi, Sosa is from DR.)
The top of that rotation is strong but if I remember correctly, they may have some trouble at several positions (catcher, corner infield.)
It looks like you got three stacked clubs-US, DR, and Venzo. It's all gonna hinge on who shows up. If DR and Venzo can get all of their studs to play, they are gonna be right there. If not, it's anybody's baseball game. These proposed pitch limits could throw everything off as well. That kind of stuff would favor the US. Teams can match them up top but the US has got tons of depth. I can't wait til we start seeing some damn lineups.
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