First, on two consecutive days I saw two awesome things on NJTransit:
On Monday-I sat across the aisle from a guy from a guy who I noticed because he was sitting on the aisle seat of a three-seater(The 'Ultimate Buffer-zone' but also poor straphanger etiquette.) He seemed like a general jackass. He was reading the New York Post while throwing (I am not using the term loosely) the subscription inserts on the ground. So, whatever. But then I noticed something out of the corner of my eye accompanied by a strange sound-HE WAS BLOWING UP A SWIMY! He proceeded to lay across the seat and use the swimy as a pillow.
On Tuesday-I happened to glance at a guy for not particular reason who was reading a newspaper. I happened to look down at the stack of read paper on the seat next to him and noticed 5 USED Maxell cassette Sticker inserts on top of the stack of paper. (Used meaning stickers were missing.) There were absolutely no tapes or nothing tape related in sight. What the F?!
One more from today-I was having lunch Pinero's Bread (Panera Bread?) when two girls of about 14 sat across from me. They had a conversation that went like this:
girl staring at cellphone: Your Dad totally looks like the guy from Curb Your Enthusiasm.
other girl: I know.
girl staring at phone: That is totally like my favorite show.
other girl: It's not my favorite show, it's like one of my favorite shows.
You maybe had to be there for the last one to see and her these girls. I am surprised they are Curb Yours fans.
Also, did you guys catch the last Curb Yours? I thought it had some really funny moments but the overall silliness really hurt it. And they wasted that S.B.C. (Ali G, Borat) cameo.
Now, to make this sports related, another photo:
It's time to bring out the heavy hitters, starting with King Head.
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